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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.
3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)
5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7).
7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!"
8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4.
9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".
Send this link to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this link to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because we know it's true!
(Thanks to Dudu for inform me this.)
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1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house.
3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)
5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
6. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7).
7. Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying, "F-- YOU!"
8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to No. 4.
9. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine".
Send this link to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this link to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because we know it's true!
(Thanks to Dudu for inform me this.)
4 comments:
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
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Soal ujian yang paling sulit dijawab adalah "Bagaimana menempatkan sesuatu pada tempatnya?" Its because sometimes we know which one is the right thing, but put it into it will rampage the outcome: idealism indeed. Atau bahkan sesuatu yang menurut kita baik, apakah hal itu benar?
Yang buat iri: dengan segala pengetahuan yang telah dicapai manusia, wanita telah mendapatkan kebebasannya dalam mengekspresikan banyak hal, entah dalam kedudukannya sebagai ibu, istri, ato bahkan mentri perekonomian. While, this is looking good, but is it the right thing?
Me? Im one of those egoistic men. Why not women who try to understand men?
A PARODY
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1. Fine: This is the word men use to end an argument, and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: five minutes means five minutes, duh. Dont be late!
3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
4. A Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by women. A loud sigh means he regret to argue with you as he remember how women can be panic out for nothing. (Refer quickly to No 9 for the meaning of nothing.)
5. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a man can make to a woman. That's okay means he lets you do it your way so you can see yourself the mistake's outcomes.
6. Thanks: Men have their pride, when a man thanking you, precious it. (I want to add a clause here - This is true, unless he says 'Thanks a lot', which is PURE sarcasm and he is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' - that will bring on No. 7).
7. Whatever: Is another man's way of ending an argument, its more like, "SHUT UP!!"
8. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a man has told a woman to do several times, but is now doing it himself. This will later result in a woman asking 'What's wrong?' For the man's response refer to No. 4.
9. Nothing: This is nothing. This means nothing, but you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in "Fine" (As women -again- can be panic out for nothing).
Send this link to the women you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.
Send this link to all the men you know to give them a good laugh, because we know it's true!
Haha... there's something about dare to laugh with the world. Why we always make ourselves selfish by asking men to understand women or vice versa. The point of God making men and women is to complete each other.... I can't imagine a life with all boys or all girls. As for me, by making this post, I just wanna share some fun, don't take it seriously. I see some comedy in it. That's all... If you have different opinion, It's a right. But please, don't be living in such a box
Well, I hope that was a real "Haha..." so it meant that you enjoyed my writing: It is a parody anyway.
MEANWHILE
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Meanwhile*, here again as if Im about losing one of those I regards as "fellow".
Human is easy to be colored by his wants-dreams, his friends, his problems so than he cant think about right-wrong anymore: its all about surviving himself, about pride, or even about love. I do understand as I am a human.
What would you do when everybodys ignoring you while you are in the right position, would you be strong enough to defend your position or you would follow everybodys mistakes? Me? Sometimes I would cry in my trembling hands and feet: dont know what to do.
But, giving up is not a decent choice, eh?
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* Meanwhile is meanwhile, used to separate ideas, so it is not related to my previous comments or even your post.
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